Sorries! I has not had good internets for sumtimes for manee reasons. First my partner has sickness she called flavor poisoning. WAAHT?! Hasing sickness from flavors? Oh noes!
Tehn I needed sum times off to figure out exactlees waht I want to do. Maybee it has to do wiht teh winter weather but, I has teh blues. My partner has busies at work and can't make it to teh barhne lots. Tehn my partner scared mee by bringing in another mare and starting to play wiht ohter horses. I has so much sadness I dont even has feelings about taht. She tells me she tihnks I may need a break cuz I has bad 'tude about teh work.
But teh weather has had goodness- finally teh sun comes out for a few days, and teh ground gets better. I has 3 mare friends and life is good. I meets massage therapist who helps my muscles, though it has funny feelings and I don't know if i has likes for it. My partner also gives me tihs special stuff called flower essences (she has crazie mind, I knoe, but I takes it to not hurt her feelings) after tihs woman who can talks to animals talks to me and I tells her a few tihngs, mostly about my bad feelings, and waht I want to do in my life. I want to has speeds outside.
We start werking again- but a little bit differentlies. Normally i has a lot of challenge to do teh trots. So we don't do much of taht anymore. A littel, cuz it has importance, but my partner is trying to push me to has speeds. I don't knowe my feelings about tihs. I has worries cuz I don't know if she can handle my speeds. I hasn't really opened up yet, but maybee one of tehse days I will.
So all in alls I has much better feelings. Hopefullys i will has more updates in teh coming days.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Poke N Prod Pony Day
Well, teh poking and teh prodding happened today. I has no good feelings abut tihs. Well okays, it wasn't so bad. Has fleckshuns testing too. I has clean fleckshuns except for some minor stuff many horses have.
But my back has 'nother story. Has such tightness taht teh vet had hard time even feeling teh spine, nevermind adjusting, which I didn't really like anyways. Recommends massage to loooooosen me up between adjustments.
So now my partner has to find me one of tehse human mares who knows how to do tihs. If yu know of anyone, let me knowes please.
Tahnks!
But my back has 'nother story. Has such tightness taht teh vet had hard time even feeling teh spine, nevermind adjusting, which I didn't really like anyways. Recommends massage to loooooosen me up between adjustments.
So now my partner has to find me one of tehse human mares who knows how to do tihs. If yu know of anyone, let me knowes please.
Tahnks!
Buzzzzzz, I has even better looks now!
Yesterday started totally normals. Went outside, ate with my mares, toyed wiht Franks on teh other side of teh fence. Partner came, brings me afternoon snacks to eat while normal groomings.
When I finish my snack, My partner tells me we are gonna do sometihng different. Like wahts, I say? Well since yu ask, she says....here! She shows me a small stick and its going like BUZZZZZZZZZZ. I go, OMG is a bug stuck in tehere? Beeeeeees! NOOOOO!
She laughs and says, chill out. She walks away and then turns it back on. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. She's not getting stung. Waht teh hell? She shuts it off. She has teh power! She brings it closer, turns it on again. Buzzzzzz. OK, so teh bees are trapped, I get it.
Turns it off and touches me wiht teh stick. Okays. Turns it on. touches again....omg I love teh massage on my mouth! BUZZ BUZZ don't stop! Ooooooooooooooo.
So we played wiht this for awhiles- turns out i gots a trim on my muzzle and under my jaw and stuff. My partner says it'll be easier now to fasten up teh bridle. Hmm okays. I'm just happy I has even better looks for teh mares.
When I finish my snack, My partner tells me we are gonna do sometihng different. Like wahts, I say? Well since yu ask, she says....here! She shows me a small stick and its going like BUZZZZZZZZZZ. I go, OMG is a bug stuck in tehere? Beeeeeees! NOOOOO!
She laughs and says, chill out. She walks away and then turns it back on. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. She's not getting stung. Waht teh hell? She shuts it off. She has teh power! She brings it closer, turns it on again. Buzzzzzz. OK, so teh bees are trapped, I get it.
Turns it off and touches me wiht teh stick. Okays. Turns it on. touches again....omg I love teh massage on my mouth! BUZZ BUZZ don't stop! Ooooooooooooooo.
So we played wiht this for awhiles- turns out i gots a trim on my muzzle and under my jaw and stuff. My partner says it'll be easier now to fasten up teh bridle. Hmm okays. I'm just happy I has even better looks for teh mares.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Ernie teh Predator
Bwahahaha, I has so much fun again todays. Ok, not so much wehn my partner comes to mees and says "Ernie just a minute yu need to be dewormed again, but yu has such large size, yu need many tubes" Somehting called instistent strong something. I has worries I has bugs in me. Damn. Do teh dewormer, equines.
But back to teh fun! Since we're in teh businezz of killin' stuff todays, I has predator tendencies too.
Taht ball has NOT escaped teh arena, and I was so gonna kill it before my partner stopped me. Teh stroke of death goes like tihs: bite teh ball. Swing leg over teh ball. Use head and neck tu lock it in. Tehn lay entire bodee on it. Wait for partner to run over to say "stop it!" and take off laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
She tehn challenges me wiht a plastic bag on a stick. Whatevers, I eat those for lunch. STOMP STOMP STOMP MUNCH CHASE when it moves.
I point to teh plastic and I tell teh ball, "hey Greenie, tihs is what yu has to look forwards to" STOMP.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
But back to teh fun! Since we're in teh businezz of killin' stuff todays, I has predator tendencies too.
Taht ball has NOT escaped teh arena, and I was so gonna kill it before my partner stopped me. Teh stroke of death goes like tihs: bite teh ball. Swing leg over teh ball. Use head and neck tu lock it in. Tehn lay entire bodee on it. Wait for partner to run over to say "stop it!" and take off laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
She tehn challenges me wiht a plastic bag on a stick. Whatevers, I eat those for lunch. STOMP STOMP STOMP MUNCH CHASE when it moves.
I point to teh plastic and I tell teh ball, "hey Greenie, tihs is what yu has to look forwards to" STOMP.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Has a Ball!
OMG I LOFF my new friend Juliane. Yesterdays she brought over teh best tihng ever. A big green ball! I has tons of fun wiht it. We gots some videos and pictshures, but teh indoor suns don't werk very well for videos and stuff.
Click here for teh video of me rippin' it up!
Click here for teh video of me rippin' it up!
Has Fat!
It has been a long winter of lots of inside times and under blankets to keeps warm. Yesterday with teh help of my human mare friend Juliane, I has pictures taken of me outside.
Here is me. Notice how much handsome I has, which is why I basically has to wear a sheet- to hide it from teh mares in teh pasture. Though my partner says I need to be vacuumed cuz I has dust magnet properties. I dun't knowe waht taht is really so I has no worry.
Hey good lookin'....
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Head Banger
OMG today I has teh worst headache. I can't even stand it.
We has boredom today, so we decided to do sometihng outside of teh arena. My partner realizes I hasn't really ever seen teh ohter side of teh barn, or explored teh front with all teh new gravels. So we goes tehre.
I got to walks on gravels up and downs, sniff lots of stuff, go to teh trailer, back over teh streams of waters, jump over tehm too *grins* Tihs all has fun.
Until we goes into teh ohter side of teh barn. Concern #1: washrack. Its ok, just white and eery looking. Nohting good can come of standing in tehere, i just feel it. But I did it anyway and we played wiht teh hose but no waterz cuz its cold! My partner said all I has to do is hold teh mats down on teh floor wiht my hooves ohterwise tehy will float away. Easy enough.
Concern #2: Whiles I has a nap in tehre, I start hearing bang, BaNg, BANG BANG BANG! I looks up and teh biggest horse I has ever seen is in a stall smashing his hoof into teh wall cuz he wants us to see him. Ohh wahtevers, hi big horse. BANG BANG BANG BANG! I looks at my partner and says "I has to leave cuz I can't take anymore banging." BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG She agrees and we leaves. But we both has headeaches now tahnks to teh big horse.
We goes back and each has snacks and tehn I go back to teh pasture to nurse my hurting head and Faith goes to get ridden, hahahaha.
We has boredom today, so we decided to do sometihng outside of teh arena. My partner realizes I hasn't really ever seen teh ohter side of teh barn, or explored teh front with all teh new gravels. So we goes tehre.
I got to walks on gravels up and downs, sniff lots of stuff, go to teh trailer, back over teh streams of waters, jump over tehm too *grins* Tihs all has fun.
Until we goes into teh ohter side of teh barn. Concern #1: washrack. Its ok, just white and eery looking. Nohting good can come of standing in tehere, i just feel it. But I did it anyway and we played wiht teh hose but no waterz cuz its cold! My partner said all I has to do is hold teh mats down on teh floor wiht my hooves ohterwise tehy will float away. Easy enough.
Concern #2: Whiles I has a nap in tehre, I start hearing bang, BaNg, BANG BANG BANG! I looks up and teh biggest horse I has ever seen is in a stall smashing his hoof into teh wall cuz he wants us to see him. Ohh wahtevers, hi big horse. BANG BANG BANG BANG! I looks at my partner and says "I has to leave cuz I can't take anymore banging." BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG She agrees and we leaves. But we both has headeaches now tahnks to teh big horse.
We goes back and each has snacks and tehn I go back to teh pasture to nurse my hurting head and Faith goes to get ridden, hahahaha.
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